Alcohol Aardvarks
Alcohol Aardvarks is a new group that shall gather and enjoy the pleasures of drinking fine fermented and distilled liquids. Let it be known that AA meetings shall be held on Alcohol Wednesdays throughout the regular calender year, though extra meetings should be encouraged during the month of Alcohol July and especially Alcohol August (which creates AA raised to the second power). Enjoy the fine meads and elixirs of life. Also be proud to recognize that their are such animals as aardvarks and that whether they came about purely by chance through evolution or through the all wise and powerful hand of God boy they are sure a damn good animal.
