Comments on: Space Time Continuums http://generallordisimo.com/2007/11/21/space-time-continuums/ pushing the end times since 1984 Thu, 24 May 2012 22:28:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Nathaniel Lord http://generallordisimo.com/2007/11/21/space-time-continuums/#comment-113 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:22:12 +0000 http://generallordisimo.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/space-time-continuums/#comment-113 Of course the other 50% chance is that you’d be baked inside your own dirty sock while the dryer went through its cycle and that the calligraphic robot arm would then assume your persona, steal your girlfriend, and make you look like a fool while getting drunk off of motor oil and cheap vodka. But hey, 50% isn’t too shabby, that’s a flip of a coin.

]]> By: olivier blanchard http://generallordisimo.com/2007/11/21/space-time-continuums/#comment-112 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:07:46 +0000 http://generallordisimo.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/space-time-continuums/#comment-112 Yep. I’m pretty sure that the Einstein-Rosen Bridge theorem was born when Einstein’s misplaced socks started turning up in Rosen’s clothing dryer.

I don’t know for sure, but I’ll bet that if you slipped into a dirty sock, climbed into a dryer, and programmed your trusty calligraphic robot arm to turn on the dryer once you shut the dryer door, you’d have a 50% chance of falling through a crack in the space-time continuum before the drying cycle were over.

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