How the hell do I think of this stuff?
Probably ate lead paint chips as a baby or something . . .
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I think someone’s going to comicon ‘08.
Hell yeah I am! I’m gonna dress up like a Visigoth warrior and run around with a big ass battle ax attacking the Fury Freaks. When secrutiy tries to remove me I will scream at them, “I’ve got a 23 AC motherfuckers and you’ve forefitted your element of surprise by asking me to leave politely! Your request counts as a base turn so it is my roll. Yah, 19 with a +5 strength bonus means I hit your flabby asses, prepared to face your ax-ecution! Rrrraaaaggghhh!!!” It’ll be awesome!
umm . . . I really don’t know what AC, or base turn, or +5 strength bonus mean . . . I’ve never played Dungeons & Dragons . . . yeah . . . never
19+5 strength is pretty damn good. Sounds like my half elf cleric.