Untied Shoes
Here is a questions. How the hell do my shoes always seem to come untied when I am just sitting at my desk? Listen, I can understnad when I am walking about that it is entirely likely that I’ll step on my shoelaces and pull them loose, or they’ll get caught on something, but when I am sitting relatively still, for hours on end, how is it then that they still end up untied?
I want an explination. Failure to be provided with a satisfactory one will force me to conclude that gremlins are the culprits . . . horrible fucking shoelace gremlins that live under my desk.
UPDATE: Here is an illustration of what I imagine a shoelace gremlin looks like
Horrible nasty little creatures that make sure your shoes inexplicably end up untied . . . always
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Notice how the shoelace gremlin isn’t wearing any shoes himself. I suspect that this is because there are actually even smaller shoelace gremlins which would untie the larger gremlins shoes. It’s gremlins all the way down folks.
I have to wonder what motivates the shoelace gremlins?
I have to assume it is just a general sense of delighting in the slightest bits of chaos.