Things that are Awesome
The following is a list of things that I find awesome and believe others should also find awesome. It should be noted that I reserve the right to change, edit, add to, or detract from this list at any time I so choose.
Any number of combinations of the above seven
Rock n’ Roll
Pretending to understand Quantum Physics
Cool soy products like soy plastics
Jedi Mind Tricks
Shark week on the Discovery Channel
Miller High Life; The Champagne of Beers
The Fact that somebody thought it was a good idea to create Ewok movies
The Fact that Wilford Brimley appears in an Ewok movies
Destruction in general
the fact that heads can be shrunk
Rockin’ the Casbah!
The fact that I share the same birth date as the Marquis de Sade. Kinky, that’s all I have to say about that.
Chicken of the Sea and Tuna of the Land
Dewey and his system of Decimals
zymurgy and the fruitful products of such chemical studies
National Underwear Day
large hadron collider
All things Star Wars (via request of my brother)
Random break outs of dance
zeppelins, dirigibles, and all other airships