Things that are not Awesome
Enough said . . .
Star Trek Nerds
Entropy
Bad acting in Ewok Movies
Cutting Onions
Close-mindedness
Working double shifts
taxes
cancer
splinters
Paris Hilton
Gangster Rap
Hummers
WMDs
Soulless Multinationals
hate
hostile robot take-overs
peaceful robot take-overs
unchecked aggression
mornings after Alcohol Wednesdays
hamburger pizza topping
skanks
unemployment
insomnia
back pain
reality television
horseshoe crabs
chewable children’s painkillers
ostriches
Lima beans

“Soulless Multinationals”? Please, do explain.
Haliburton
how is entropy in the awesome list AND the not awesome list? make up your mind!
i also don’t like hamburger topping on pizza. i think it should be removed forever
also…myspace me myspace.com/phillovesbrittany
Aids should be there somewhere